have you ever thought you meant a lot to someone and then you find out that you’re just one person out of so many others that they talk to, and compared to the way they talk to the other people, you’re really just nothing?
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If you snap your fingers at me to hurry up I will snap your neck
i cannot believe she said that
Holy fucking shit. *eye twitch, looks around for help*
I NEED AN ANGEL NOW! SOME DEMON TOOK OVER TAYLOR SWIFT! (noticed a loooong time ago but now it concerns me)
ok
*points at a tiny singing bird* you shut the fuck up
girl you are
no i’m genuinely confused is there even a joke here
“I wonder if there’s porn of-“
there is
a few years ago i went to see the jonas brothers with my friend and there was this drunk dad who we didn’t know beside us and nick jonas was playing a really quiet piano song about diabetes and the dad kept shouting “HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT HEALTH CARE IN THE UNITED STATES”
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my sister sent me a text saying “for the next 30 years you have to live with one person in the same room all the time. afterwards you have to kill them. would you choose someone you like or someone you hate?”
I have never been more distraught in my entire life
OH MY GOD
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.
shots fired
Anyone else smell latex burning?
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